20070905-Cooking Tale
A shortened parody based on the lyrics of ‘You Are My Sunshine’.
Another light beer
A late night creeping
I screamed and yelled at your cooking charms.
When I smelled smoke here
I felt forsaken
As you wrung the bread and fried.
Chorus:
You are my bunny –
My honey bunny
You keep me hopping
When guys are ‘gay’.
You never show ‘queer’
At rabbit steak stew.
Please don’t make a bunny buffet.
Author’s note: Oh boy! No offense to any particular ‘group’ but really this is about the horror of not knowing how to ‘cook’ for your guy (wink). Actually love the ‘official’ song sung by ‘Kali-Maw’ from my childhood during the days when ‘Shiva-Paw’ was out to sea for nine months at a time.
Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.
Fri., 7-Sep-2007 at 22:38 PM
Here are the original lyrics to the song for my parody entitled: 20070905-Cooking Tales.
Song title: ‘You Are My Sunshine’ (The official state song of Louisiana in 1977).
Words and music by: Former Governor Jimmie H. Davis and Charles Mitchell
The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
When I awoke, dear
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried;
CHORUS:
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You’ll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away.
I’ll always love you
And make you happy
If you will only say the same
But if you leave me
To love another
You’ll regret it all some day;
CHORUS
You told me once, dear
You really loved me
And no one else could come between
But now you’ve left me
And love another
You have shattered all my dreams;
CHORUS
Louisiana my Louisiana
the place where I was borne.
White fields of cotton
– green fields clover,
the best fishing
and long tall corn;
CHORUS
Crawfish gumbo and jambalaya
the biggest shrimp and sugar cane,
the finest oysters
and sweet strawberries
from Toledo Bend to New Orleans;
CHORUS
Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.