Category Archives: Spams

Samples of spams received via email.

Baby it’s cold outside

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 2:18 PM
From: “Veronyk C.” <btinn@bti.co.kr>
To: [various Yahoo.com emails here]

Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
[stupid email link here]

I’m pleased to say only nice words of myself. Really the negative ones we can change but brilliant ones never! So, I’m bright person, very impressive, very sensitive and easy communicative. I’ll bet you would never bore along with me. I can be very spontaneous, creative, always well mannered and kind with the people. I do love people and the life. As a woman I’m definitely passionate, sexual, tender, but if you would invite me to your home I will be also economic, clean and you may rely on me. I’m very goal oriented and I achieved many of my dreams, maybe except of self –realization in love let say. Thanks for reading my profile. Life is good. I enjoy life to the fullest. I am not afraid of changes. People that know me will say that I am genuine, honest, caring, respectful and loveable. Here I am looking for a man to share the rest of my life with. It will be the best part of life full of love, attentiveness and caring. I need the life partner who could be equal with me, with whom I would feel free to share my inner world. So, my dear I believe you are strong, goal oriented like me and you are very respectful man on whose opinion I could rely on and follow on. Do not smile, please but I see you like big bear, warm like the bear, kind like a bear when he is full up. I see you self competed and self confident. I believe you are that man who would open the bud of my womanly, you would love me.

Goodbye
Veronika C.

Hey Dennis Check Out This Watch
Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:53 AM
From: “ryanaat@gobalcoomputer.com”
To: [various Yahoo! email addresses here]

I just got my wife a Bvlgari watch and she really loves it. I can’t afford
to spend $30 000 on a watch for her, though I would love to; but this did
the trick. It looks exactly like the real thing and she’s actually glad I
didn’t spend $30 000 on a watch but saved $29 750 instead. This turned out
perfect guys, thanks for providing such a great product, with such great
prices. This was a great experience ordering from your company.

- Ryan

Site is [stupid Yahoo! groups site here]

- Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of
ambition. It asks too little of yourself.. Because it’s only when you hitch
your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true
potential.

Lost Smile…. Reward Offered
Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:42 PM
From: “Olia A.” <bdjdd@martindell-law.com>
To: [various Yahoo! email addresses here]

Ave, my dear friend

Live for love. Without love, you don’t live. [stupid weblink here] I enjoy life because of its beauty & most of all, the infinite pleasures that it offers us! The outdoors, traveling, dancing, reading, keeping fit, cooking, relaxing by a fireside… all fun activities that keep me smiling! I would hope that my mate is a compliment to my life. Someone who enjoys the simple things that bring joy & make my “insides smile!!!” Enjoying each others company, having fun-maybe cooking a meal together? Dancing? Being spontaneous, enjoying friends as well as enjoying alone time, respecting one another. Basically, sharing Common Sense! I want him to be communicative and with sense of humor. He should be modest enough. He should lead an active way of life. I want him to be an optimist. He should have serious intentions and be romantic.

Au revoir
O. A.