20080523-Flying By

To Gov. Arnold S. and his flyby crew –
After 12:30PM, deep regret to flicking you!
From center window upstairs to your right
Long, white chopper of five windows site!

Near the top of eucalyptus tree
Behind where you cannot see
Sticking my tongue out at you
Santa Cruz fire fighting crew

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20080229-Orgone Bickerings

Labeling losers with bullshits and lies
Swatting at those wall sticking flies
Denying the truth by ‘Don’ who slanders
Keeping the suck ups and orgone panders
Extorting and controlling those who don’t belong
Removing those who are wrong and strong

Their ‘love and light’ means nothing at all
A place in heaven through an anonymous call
‘Mews’ and my pic of that ‘evil reptilian whore’
‘Amero’ and ‘EU’, the dollar no more
Get out of my way! I need scientific proof!
Moving orgone and the CIA spoof.

Hey! This is another short poem about the agents — us female bitches, including clueless ‘Christians’, prolific gifters, healthy healers, wily witches, etc…

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20080202-Buddha’s Being

Why is Buddha smiling?

He is smiling because he knows more than we could ever realize about ourselves. He laughs in the faces of those who take his philosophy too seriously and turns his enlightened thoughts into a religion - Buddhism. A simple smile is a reflection of one’s current state of mind and is quite contagious when others see a sincere smile. For those with good teeth of pearly white, a bigger smile is better. Furthermore, he believes in doing nothing to justify his existence by sitting and praying everyday and as a result has gained unhealthy pounds over the course of his life.

Why is Buddha fat?

He is fat because he eats too much for his own good. His followers don’t understand that he is diabetic and all those food left on his alter goes right to his thighs but more noticeably to his big guts. He wants more than oranges and tea as food offerings. That is why there are different kinds of food besides soup and vegetable, both of which are boring when eaten every day! Noone has died a quick death from eating fatty meat or decadent chocolate, either. It’s moderation that is important for good health but Buddha doesn’t care because eating is his passion.

Why is Buddha bald?

He is bald because he has been pulling his hair out of frustration. His followers believe in killing the female babies and in supporting superstitious belief systems, like Feng Shui and lunar cycles. The fear-mongers need not utilize scare tactics to control people. People are by nature imperfect, misbehaving once in awhile, but are not stupid to go along with what everyone else in a particular group dictates as the norm of society. His baldness represents his removal from anything belonging to this world, a form of ego - self-centeredness, including the high maintenance of hair.

Author’s note: No religion or philosophy is perfect. People need to think well on their own for once. Each person must learn to discern his/her/its own truth and not go along with any religious dogma. That is why the head (rational mind) is placed over the heart (emotional kind) and everything else, err, below (uncontrollable grind).

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20080128-Random Thoughts

Here is another compilation of stray thoughts meant to be prose but created as verse of various poetry styles or types. Today has been lots of fluffy, puffy white clouds against clear blue skies. I’ve taken lots of photos, including chemtrails that did not stick to the skies at all. I wanted to reply to a forum topic about chemtrails last night but couldn’t support the theory on ‘black beams’, which the forum members mentioned as ‘indigo blue lines’.

20080128-Wandering Star
Created on Monday, January 28, 2008 12:14:02 PM

Welcome! Oh, ye Wandering_Star!
Expressing love though near or far
Good friendships maintained of strangers find
A simple SMILE of any kind

Author’s note: We went shopping at the DeCA in Moffett Field, CA. An old bit-set, man in a wheelchair and I were headed towards each other. I, of course, stopped a little and smiled, which he returned in kind. The morning event inspired this short poem.

20080126-Returned Gift
Created on Saturday, January 26, 2008 9:30:01 AM

You asked for it, can’t take it back.
You got it. It’s yours, an empath’s sack.
Don’t be alarmed or annoyed at all.
Be patient with yourself, use filtered wall.

Journalize your thoughts and experiences too.
Blogging helps for later review.
Write a book and share with all.
Pass onto your kids your hard earned ball.

Counsel others, get into their heads.
Don’t tell anyone, not even the Feds.
Your services are there when people fall.
Be there whenever they fail to call.

20080126-Freudian Slip
Created on Saturday, January 26, 2008 1:17:11 AM

Guy: My cellphone doesn’t seem to work. Can you help me?
Gal: Okay, let me look. Oh, that’s because I don’t have my vibrator mode on.

Guy: Look honey, that’s a nice bald eagle flying around over a road kill.
Gal: That’s not a bald eagle; that’s a condom.

20080125-Flying S.O.B.
Created on Friday, January 25, 2008 9:50:46 PM

Oh, gosh, darn it! An S.O.B.!
Not a U.F.O.; but ‘strange object bee’
Again it buzzes above their heads
I gave them the willies — the fear monger spreads.

20080124-Hold Peace
Created on Thursday, January 24, 2008 10:15:02 PM

She can’t have her peace. What would she say?
‘I’m a spiteful used up hag every other day.
You used me up. It’s time for you to pay.
I cannot bear to see you have fun at play.

Don’t make a fool of yourself all over again!
How dare you walk down the aisle in vain!
I know our happy marriage was not all insane.
How dare you ridicule me, your ball and chain!’

20080122-Relative Truth
Created on Friday, January 25, 2008 7:55:45 PM

What do I know in a world so grand?
Absolutely nothing, that is my stand.
All I know is what I read.
All I know is what’s been said.

My experiences are mine and mine alone.
Borrowed thoughts are not of my own.
TPTB believe they’re doing right,
In fact they’re wrong, they work by fright.

From Supreme Being to drinking blood –
I wanted Euros; not the dollar’s mud.
They said by the end of month’s time:
So far they lied; no penny or dime!

20080121-Penned Sword
Created on Monday, January 21, 2008 10:40:54 PM

Pen is mightier than the sword.
One can’t make sword without knowing its form.
Form can be written on sand with stick (or hence a pen).

Pen makes more zeros thus makes more swords.
More swords make more pens - and happy men.
Pens make people write and fight some more - a rhyme.

20080121-piky piky
Created on Monday, January 21, 2008 2:50:59 PM

pikypiky, picky! Can’t you see?
‘Bale out the ants’, the Annu-naki!
And when you think: ‘She’s in this room!!!’
‘Let’s DO this!’ Friend, no doom and gloom!

20080116-Could Be
Created on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 1:16:44 AM

I guess we will never know
Who he, she, it or they are
And why we post anything
In the first place, could be ADD:

What’s that?

20080109-No Chip
Created on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 8:55:21 PM

No chip is needed in anyone at all
No pets or animal, large or small
People should not loose their freedom ring
No dog collars, shackles or needles sting

24/7 — hand and ankle cuffs
To be shackled and caged by NWO bluffs
Adverse reactions to implants by Beast
Unnatural invasion, mosquito bites feast!

20080101-Outsider’s Outburst
Created on Tuesday, January 01, 2008 8:25:53 PM

I’m on the outside looking inside
Not belonging to any group or side
Affiliation or organization or ego’s pride

No wearing false masks full of color and smiles
With other cool people or popular styles
Left alone, not lonely, world of endless miles

20071007-Forum Beings
Created on Sunday, October 07, 2007 7:46:58 PM

Namaste to ‘E.T.’ who is a man
Various life forms, including ‘Anne’
Dimensional posters; anomalous kinds
Intentional readings of wide open minds

20070830-Over Hill
Created on Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:05:29 PM

Goddess of beauty; Goddess of love
Iron female; Ironic mom
Female nation; demon station

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20071108-Licking Toads

For humor value, a very brief open letter in response to the depressed supervisor (via a forum post entitled: ‘T.O.A.D.S. , A Depressed Agents Plea !‘)

Dear ‘Agent Smith’:

We regret to inform you that you and your toads will continue to get licked by team orgonite!

There is no way in hell things are going back to the past. Orgonite gifting done out on the field as well as orgone related experiences and observations posted on the forums are for humanity, yea, and the whole planet. There will be more, I say, more efforts on licking the likes of you toads.

However, be not dismayed as we are quite sympathetic by the effects that orgonite has on your agents. Sometimes we warriors do need rest but that’s only because nature calls too. So buck up you old whippersnapper, take a hint that we won’t simply go away and have a blast or boost on us!

Anonymously yours,
Booger Picker

P.S. If in the near future you are employed with WalMart, please let us know of any sales on fly swatters? These make practical, hand-held debugging tools for those superior pests.

Author’s note: I meant to post this into that forum but didn’t want to get carried away or wipe out all my fun without the opportunity to ‘lick the toads’ or ‘kiss the frogs’ for my ‘prince charmings’.

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20080115-Squire Girl

Yes Sire, your squire girl is here!
I see your hair is cut short, I hear!

Yes Sire, I’m your cute little dear!
Come squire girl! Hand me my spear!

A short poem in monorhyme.

Author’s note: After morning mass on Tuesday, 01/15/208 a Filipino couple, ‘Fred’ and ‘Rose’, had complemented on my new hair cut (unlike that nit-wit ‘Win-Tea’). It so happens that ‘Rose’ has a much shorter version of mine, including the mini-bang which I’ve cut afterwards that day. My ability to control my natural waves (which hair products and heat appliances won’t do either) is quite limited and the bob shape is not as shiny smooth as I’d like the appearance of my new hair cut. This was a very quick poem I’ve created a few minutes ago and it is about how I look like a little boy and how I’m reminded of a squire helping her knight - hehehe!

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20080113-Random Thoughts

Today is another beautiful clear blue sky, just like yesterday and part of the day before. I believe the rainy season has subsided and hopefully the Bay Area won’t experience drought. These are various poems created out of my stray thoughts originally meant to be in the form of verse.

20071214-Fun Sun
Created on Friday, December 14, 2007 3:21:39 AM

How would you REPAY me, my love and my light?
‘His’ hard work left in the hands of stewards?

golden dawn
golden sun
roundish disk
lots of fun

20071211-Daily Thoughts
Created on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 1:10:40 PM

Sounds of ‘honk honk’
The train passes by
One-Ten P.M.
Like flying geese cry

20071201-Least Done
Created on Saturday, December 01, 2007 3:50:53 PM

Do not do unto others
Others do unto me
Not all the lazy brothers
Even remember thee

20071123-Ultimate Secret
Created on Friday, November 23, 2007 8:48:04 PM

Priceless: oh, nothing…

20071118-Damn Phones
Created on Sunday, November 18, 2007 6:47:04 PM

Yup! That guy’s one funny hoot!
My nemesis of crank callers
Who’s other end - a fruit?
Or Tom Mabe low ballers!

20071111-Kicking Gobbo
Created on Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:58:49 PM

Here’s a boost from me to you
To ‘kick at the darknes’ of ‘old_gobbo’ goo
Per ‘Large_Sarge’ article that hit home base
Cycle of debt and a jobless place
Deleted by Sensei so cute and brave
No longer willing to rant and rave

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20071107-Dark Sights
Created on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 12:22:13 AM

There is no need to fight
Or take flight
Or become addicted
Or commit suicide

Author’s note: Saw dark movement upon floor and mostly to the right of my line of vision while standing up in front of the television at night around 11:30PM 11-06-2007. This blog entry is 12:23AM 11-07-2007 now.

20071106-Meek Sleep
Created on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 11:44:37 PM

The meek are NOT worthless.
Nor are the strong and bold
The warriors seem sleepless.
Nor are they ancient or cold

20071106-Hermetic Principles
Created on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 11:38:33 PM

What is this Majick
To self-initiate
Fools and idiots alike
Eternal master baits

Alone and lonely
Hermetically sealed
In the end of learning
Nothingness revealed

20071105-Daily Thoughts
Created on Monday, November 05, 2007 9:36:27 PM

Today’s sky had reddish horizon.
Bloody red stretched across the hills
Orange peelings my eyes wide open
To see brown muck sticking, too

20071103-Our Food?
Created on Friday, November 30, 2007 6:53:38 PM

Oil spill of the Bay Area
Sea critters of the sea
Harvested to feed
Vile land lovers’ plea

Ok’d for consumption
Ok’d for sales
Denizens of the ocean
Former food of whales

20071030-Daily Thoughts
Created on Monday, October 29, 2007 11:55:57 PM

Felt a cool breeze under my nose and mouth
After thoughts of bringing forth
This dark matter within atoms
To give this form, a home as eyes upon my yang.

200710129-Perfect Lies
Created on Monday, October 29, 2007 11:28:39 PM

The devil lived before you and me
An image of god for all to see
Always perfect. Always right.
Lying, laughing: ‘Dawned’-filled bright

20071129-Suckers Sucking
Created on Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:12:13 PM

You have no idea what I’m talking about
Stuck, snag and delays — leaving more doubt
Only ‘we’ know what ‘they’ truly mean
Suckers are believers — the helpful gene.

20071028-Lemur’s Crystals
Created by Sunday, October 28, 2007 10:12:01 PM

What are these crystals of Lemurian kinds?
Are they made by lemurs with minds?

20071027-Orgonite Shapes
Created on Saturday, October 27, 2007 11:32:30 A
Created on Friday, October 19, 2007 1:30:03 PM

Siapao, chocolates, burnt toasts, doggy poop, holiday hard candies of green and red colors of stones. Let’s play ‘Rocks, Papers, Scissors’ to find out which one doesn’t belong.

20071019-One None
Created on Friday, October 19, 2007 7:45:44 PM

Ascend to where
Infinity and beyond
Incomprehensible!
No majick wand!

How about a Divinity
A zero or a void
How about sincerity
In the almighty One

20071019-Eye Gougers
Created on Friday, October 19, 2007 1:48:26 PM

Button eyes of a puppy
Cute but dark and black
Gouged out by somebody
What would you do?

20071019-Happy Ascending
Created on Friday, October 19, 2007 11:55:32 AM

Rich man ascending
Tooting his horn
Working very hard
All on his own

Climbing the ladder
Proverbially
Success to most women
Glass ceiling glee

To a poor man
Would more likely respond:
‘Good for you!’
With your happy ego bond

20071017-Cool Tasers
Created on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 7:38:15 PM

Cool are the tasers
Packing of the stuns
Scary mini-cannons
Bullets and guns

No more testing
Or HSC
Gone are the old
BFSC

20071016-Electronic Minds
Created on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:09:15 PM

Hypnotic states - programmers’ lies
Holograms viewed from hollow eyes
Electronic transmissions of handlers’ snaps
Forgotten in the recesses of dream filled naps

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20080104-Random Thoughts

The whole afternoon was rainy and windy. I got bored and decided to consolidate my various poems from my past stray thoughts. There were many others that didn’t make my blog and are lost forever because of my laziness to pen into paper or to type into computer.

20071231-Lighted Sabers
(Created on Monday, December 31, 2007 4:33:42 PM)
Something about force
May the force be with you
Feel the force of the unknown
Force others to feel it with me

Start a religion and call it:
United Church for Users of Light Sabers.
All others need not join.
Tax exempt, of course.

20071228-No Money!
(Created on Friday, December 28, 2007 5:00:10 PM)
I don’t care for your theosophy, philosophy, bureaucracy.
I just want my money back!

20071223-Major Malfunction
(Created on Sunday, December 23, 2007 11:49:47 PM)
The word ‘heart’ was written in quotations marks.
Her heart is not fully open but held within.
It’s a ‘major malfunction’ to lack of faith in God.

Her lack in the belief is His lack of response.
His silence (or nothing) is the answer to her prayers.
Until she is ready, then she will have fun and humor.

20071219-Yawn Bored
(Created on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:51:31 PM)
give me a reason not to yawn
come to me until the morning dawn
the boredom creepeth upon my brow
can’t you tell me, who what and how?

20071219-One None
(Created on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 10:29:24 PM)
Be the hero at number zero.
Be the sum at number one.
Either way it’s all the same.
Prove me wrong.

20071230-Um Yum
(Created on Sunday, December 30, 2007 8:21:53 PM)
um-yum, um-yum, yum-yum-ohm
um-yum, um-yum, chewing gum
um-yum, um-yum, having fun
um-yum, um-yum, yum-yum-hum

20071215-Rat Race
(Created on Saturday, December 15, 2007 10:52:48 PM)
Build a bunker and live like a rat
Until no food left, think about that!

20071111-Guarding Well
(Created on Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:08:01 PM)
In my thoughts from far and wide
From my heart with easy stride
Boosting well, not trying hard
Love and light, an angel guard

20071105-Choose Well
(Created on Monday, November 05, 2007 9:52:40 PM)
to the navy: blood of our dolphins or rusted submarines?
to the politicians: blood of our people or peace unending?
to the bankers: blood, sweat and tears or appreciation for hard work?
to all men: blood of our creations or good will?

20071028-Heart Queen
(Created on Sunday, October 28, 2007 11:28:18 PM)
Oh, the Queen of Hearts is so funny!
‘How to make love and not war’!
Or make war when more love is required!

20071026-Blubbering Lines
(Created on Friday, October 26, 2007 8:36:08 PM)
False are the ones that go: Blah, blah, blah!
Truth laughs the word by saying: HAH!

20071025-Pussy Whipped
(Created on Thursday, October 25, 2007 4:30:26 PM)
Pussy whipped pussy whipped
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Are you a henpeck
By Moo-typed cow?

20071023-Tower Butt
(reated on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:14:48 PM)
like shooting TB’s out of one’s arse
spit toons of watermelon seeds galore

20071017-Eating Us
(Created on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 1:33:21 PM)
They are no more parasitic than us eating meat.

Copyright © 2008 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20071205-Helping List

Yeah, ‘Santa’ in his jolly red suit is none other than a f@t b@st@rd, whose likes wear islander shirts with flowery designs. ‘Santa’ has been extremely naughty for holding back our Christmas presents. As a result, he has suddenly ‘come down’ with some sort of flu-like symptom since Thanksgiving holiday.

I called him several time to hear his raspy voice barely audible above a whisper. He sounded horrible as if under attack by a host of angry elves. ‘Santa’ might have accidently stepped on some sensitive toes on a bunch of unionized helpers, who may have overlooked many nice children. They appeared to have been tangled in a bunch of red ribbons.

In the meantime, ‘Mrs. Claus’ is up to her ears in gingerbread men, whose caroling rattles the foundation of her newly formed gingerbread homes. Their fake gingerbread cars are falling apart, too. And just as she ran out of sugar to pipe the pieces together, the oven got hotter and out exploded the rest of the gingerbread gangs.

But help is on the way! I wonder how the North Pole is going to deal with the influx of unanswered letters sent by greedy, selfish brats who already have more than enough goodies to fill one room to the ceiling. Maybe for good public relations, flying reindeers could tow in a savior — someone to help bring back the snow and stop this alleged global warming.

Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20071129-Moo Cows

Moo cows, moo cows everywhere!
Hard to keep my laughing stare
From their widest derriere

Move along now Nellie-may
Good ole Besty’s here to play
Keep those farmers far away!

Author’s note: Sorry! I could help myself again. It’s a small poem about people at my work and not animals. Oh! My eyes! My eyes! [I'm snickering in the background.]

Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.