Tag Archives: Poetry

Since I’m WAY over the hill (biologically speaking) and have been thinking about my reproductive rights, I felt a bit of humor come upon moi and would like to share one of my favorite sit-com, television show entitled `Al Bundy At the Nudie Bar – My Eggs, My Eggs` via the downloaded copy YouTube.com video below, followed by the poetry `My Eggs`:

TONIGHT! I would like to dedicate this poem to my ovaries:

My EGGS! My eggs!
These eggs just beg to be the father of my eggs!
My eggs! My eggs!
Oh! SWIM to meet my eggs!

[An egg is tossed upon the poet. Later, in another episode:]

My eggs! My eggs!
ABOVE my legs!

[Another egg is tossed upon the poet. Next scene shows Al Bundy walking away, snickering.]

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Friends from high places
Friends from low spaces
And everyone else in between

Who is on my side?
The ones that chide,?
Those with pride
Or having died
Not knowing love?

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An image of a zapper from the Uwantsun! website.

Image source: http://uwantson.com/products.html

Zapping my CB, a clear blue day
Ten to eleven, a feeling of heaven
A little dizzy, a bit buzzy
Spirit highs to reach the skies
As dark colored birds encircled
Merrily above the clearing effects

A short poem about how I finally experimented by applying the Zapper Z4e (via a DB site) at the base of the CB created by Sensei/Josh back in May 2006.

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